4.09.2008

why can't monsters get along with other monsters

here is what i (don't) have to say.

pandora radio is a life saver, but it's also really depressing. for those of you who haven't heard of it, pandora radio is an internet simulated personally tailored radio. you type in an artist or song that you are in the mood to listen to and it creates a playlist of artists including and related to the one you requested. for example, when i typed in pavement my playlist started with Billie from Terror Twilight and then continued with pixies, superchunk, modest mouse, the strokes, the sea and cake, guided by voices, nirvana, and yo la tengo (so far). you can then go on to give the "thumbs up" and "thumbs down" to the songs selected so that it can further narrow the aesthetic spectrum. my problems began when i started listening to the pavement playlist and suddenly got an urge to listen to Old To Begin. i tried to make an old to begin playlist, but pandora never played it and you can only be unsatisfied so many times before a little pop-up pops up and yells in your face telling you that you simply cannot skip so many songs. now i am generally frustrated and i have old to begin stuck in my head. pandora is great, though, for people like me who are stupid and poor and commit to 9-5 jobs from mom (thus making me an unnecessary and very bored employee, hence why i have condemned myself to blogging (BECAUSE MY OPINION MATTERS)).



in other news, this is what comes up on google when you type in "sad and tired"



i would exclaim "HAHAHA"
but working here gives me heartburn (i wish i meant that in a figurative way, but i actually feel very ill)
and thus, i have no sense of humor

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

you gotta get a better job. Just think about where you'd rather be working, make a list of places like it and start going there. fake a resume and be charming. you're gonna die working 9 to 5 in an office.

eskimeaux said...

trust me, i know. luckily this is only a one-week type of deal. i'm outta there friday at 5 forever and ever.